Chris Fleming (2018)

"I'm Afraid to Talk to Men" led to one of the most sincerely revealing chats that I (a cis gal) have ever had with my (cis male & pretty masc) husband, wherein I learned that he is also, similarly, afraid to talk to men. As am I. My question: do you think that, deep down, everybody is afraid to talk to men?

Your mom was perfect as Bonnie. Did you have to coach her on how to deliver the lines or did she just intuitively understand the character?

Hi Chris, in love with your whole Gayle concept. It’s absolutely hilarious. My favorite one is “mall kids.” Will you be doing more Gayle in the future? Also, where did your inspiration for Gayle’s character come from?

How should I punish my family for disrespecting my beach towels?

Your car rants are beyond amazing, but besides your masterful quick edits, do you write everything out beforehand, or is there an element of ad-lib?

Also, do you plan on working with more outside musicians after the success of showpig? (asking for a friend....me)

Since your SAT tutor is in Stranger Things does that make the Gayle series also within the Stranger Things Universe?

I grew up in Acton MA and LOVE the accuracy of your depiction of the neurotic suburban Massachusetts house mother.

I have been scrutinizing all your GAYLE videos to figure out which town you're from.. WHAT IS NORTHBREAD IN REAL LIFE?!

Hi Chris! Love all your stuff. My fave is the polyamorous video (and Gayle of course). Will you please come to Bloomington Indiana? We have a really good comedy club here, The Comedy Attic. I would force everyone I knew to come if you did!

Chris, what's the point of slithering slow so you won't wake if you're just going to shout your sexual orientation later?

Is everything cool?

When you pour milk into cereal, does the milk then become a soup, a broth, a sauce, or a salad dressing? Asking for a friend.

What's the thing you find most funny? Video/person/gif/whatever.

Yo Chris! Used to go to your highschool, although I'm a number of years below you. My friends and I were always obsessed with your old sketches like Tag, the weird bird one, Dayquil/Nyquil and my personal favorite, Old Man Stillborn. My question is:
1. How did you come up with the name "Old Man Stillborn"
2. Will we ever see this incredible yam man's return? Has he been in Shaws all these years?

hi chris!

first of all—what are your pronouns?

mostly though, I’m here for the beef. what is your usual process and how do you collaborate? who is your dream musical collaborator?

my friends and I are from NJ and we love beef hutchins. you nailed that glorious assault of arena rock from 101.5 in every fucking grocery store and podiatrist’s office. you know what it’s like to get a wart cut out with Springsteen (PBUH) in the background?

Is there footage of you putting on a winter coat after shooting the walk-and-talk bits in the snowstorm? Also what hair products do you use?

Also before I was aware of you I thought bichon was just a fancy way of saying bitch. That's not a question, I just want to thank you for broadening my mind :)

Hi Chris! My boyfriend and I saw you in Columbus and he used a picture we got with you after your show (complete with your can of La Croix) as his “most fun memory” when we celebrated our one-year.

Are you still afraid to talk to men? And do you still hold a beer with two hands?

hello chris!! what is the actual name of the dog in Gayle? i'd love to know more about her, she's so damn cute and laid back

Hi Chris, I just saw you at Thalia Hall and almost threw up laughing, so thanks. I grew up in Westford MA and I love all your references to Mass. Do you think growing up here influenced your comedy style? Also, how do you do some of Gayle's stunts without seriously injuring yourself?

how do you feel about hygge?

But, seriously - how was the Yanni concert? Can you tell us more details about how it went?

Im a peace corps volunteer and Gayle literally is the highlight of my day. I feel like I'm with my mom. I literally fall on the floor laughing so thank you. So many questions: what was your exposure to B girls and do you drink coffee, if not, what do you drink the AM?

How do you get over the fear of bombing while doing standup?

Chris, I’m in the middle of finals and I don’t want to type anything anymore. What do you do when you need a boost?

Hey Chris! I was blessed enough to see your show last month, and it was amazing. My friends and I have watched you religiously for years now. My question for you is, when did you know you wanted to be a comedian?

I told my coworker Topher how you were my favorite comedian and explained the Gayle bit and tried to summarize your style. He recommended I check out Jim Gaffigan "if I'm into that sort of thing"

Please advise?

Was Gayle inspired by your mother?

What's your favorite place to eat in the greater Boston area?

thoughts on Sufjan Stevens?

Hi Chris! Saw your outdoor gig in Montreal, offered up a hug post-gig. (I don't care what others thought, you were hilarious!)

1. What was the genesis of the Polyamorous video? The story from that sounds like it could be something...Also because my non-monogamous friends think it's hilarious.

2. You regularly refer to a wide variety of gender identities and sexual orientations in your work. (Gigi was not the pansexual character anyone expected.) Is this part of your long-term goal to become a queer icon?

3. Next time you're in the area, a friendly coffee/beverage of choice or something snacklike? You seem pretty cool.

Who is normally behind the camera?

Hi Chris, I’m Al. Two questions, Chris:

1. That One Sound Effect, the sort of sci-fi ‘ooOOOoh’ sound, is one of my favorite things about your videos. What is it? I’d love to have it as a ringtone.

2. Where do you peruse for clothing? That one flamingo shirt on your Tour video is entrancing and I’d like to have something that emulates that effect. I’m assuming thrift stores, unless there is a specific place?

If you were to do a Gayle spinoff series, who would be the main character of said spinoff? Is it Bonnie, because she can now text? Would it be the SAT tutor? Dr. Bruce?

Hi Chris! I love your content! Do you think you'll go on another tour and branch out to new cities?

If you come to Toronto, I will personally deliver you a briefcase of maple syrup based products. Deal?

Hi Chris!

Firstly, thanks so much for posting "Showpig". I loved it.

I have two questions:
1- Of all the different characters and personas you put on, which is your favourite? Obviously I love Gayle, but I think my favourite is Nikolas.

2- Who do I have to lock into my basement to get you to do a Canadian tour?

Hi Chris! Just want to say my entire friend group adore you and your content. We just want to know, what is Bonnie's last name? (Character not actress that is!)

You often poke fun of theater kids, which I find hilarious as a former theater kid (and still one at heart). Was the theater a big part of your life growing up which led to your current work?

Did you know that Bruce Dern was at the Thalia Hall show? He was sitting across the aisle from me. It was nice, because then I wasn't the oldest person there any more. But he didn't look like he was having fun. Sorry.

What's the best/worst thing about being a dirty little showpig?

Hi, Chris! I've been a big fan for a few years now and regularly binge your Gayle shows. I was wondering, what was your inspo behind Gigi the Christmas Snake? Also, what's your favorite candle scent and when do you think you'll come to Kansas City next?

Hi Chris! Do you have any advice for dealing with hecklers? I’ve thought about doing standup but the idea of hecklers is really intimidating. Thanks!
You are one of my favorite comedians and my best friend and I love you!!

Hi Chris! Who are your biggest influences/inspirations? Who is your favorite comedian?

Also, my friend wants to know: Who is Phil and why is he so tough?

Hi Chris! Big fan here! I saw you in Atlanta and you pulled me onstage because you thought I looked like you! It's already one of my favorite memories that was a great night!

My question is what kind of music do you like to listen to on tour? Or in general?

Hey Chris! Saw your show at the Wilbur in Boston. You touched noses with me during the "I know it's for babies" bit and it was the greatest night of my young life.

Anyways, Chobani has changed their packaging and it has shook me like a leaf. How do you feel about this sudden redesign? Thanks love you bye.

We've got lots of venues! I hope you do come! Most of my divorcee friends are really sweet. But I can make them stay at home if it makes you more comfortable.

what do you find to be the most difficult part about starting out/being succesful in comedy?

and bonus question: what do you use to coif your mane?

After your show in Washington D.C., my sister asked you to autograph her crouton (and you gracefully obliged). What is the strangest thing you've ever been asked to do after a show?