Dave Smith (2017)

whats it like dating jay lenos chin's daughter? ; do you get to ride the chins cars?

Hey Dave, can ya loan me $5? C'mon, I'm dyin' ovah here!

Is Luis right next to you? If so can you tell him to give up his dumb skateboard lifestyle because it annoys everyone and creeps out kids in skateparks

When will you finally marry Luis for the show?

Hey, Dave, reddit maniac here, can you ask Luis to stop stealing my fucking material?

What's the story with Michael Malice's grandpa? Why won't Michael take his calls? I heard he may be hiding in Portland.

How annoyed are you when Sherrod Small forces himself on GaS shows? Even Che looks annoyed by him. Does Luis let him stay because he doesn't want his ass kicked like Mark Normand?

Hey, Dave, big fan and reddit maniac here. Are you aware Dave Smith rhymes with Gay Bitch?

If you had to taste one mans cum would it be Luis or Jays?

Hey Dave, it would be awesome to hear you debate someone from antifa on Part of the Problem. Any chance of that happening?

Recently on the Real Ass Podcast Nick Mullen said that Libertarianism is inherently morally bankrupt, and you can't admit it because now you're a libertarian ideologue. Any chance you can get him or others on the show? You keep talking to alt-right and libertarian people, but 99% of the people I talk to are liberals. Some of us would like to hear how you would talk to a lefty. Love you Dave and just bought the special!

Do you still blame Dan Soder for Legion of Skanks impending demise?

Why don't you just rename it Gash Digital?

Why is Thomas_Daly such a cunt?

Dave, around 2008-2009, you and a girl came to my apartment in downtown BK to hang out. I wanted to hook up with her, but you wouldn't leave and just kept smoking weed and eating dominos. Eventually I think she either decided to leave or passed out on the couch, I can't remember. Did you do that on purpose or were you just oblivious that I was trying to smash? C'mon bro.

Edit: you were also playing Madden

As a libertarian what can you point to as the last major victory for advancing liberty? That tends to be my biggest issue with the entire philosophy as it seems that every major policy decision goes the other direction and I don't see many libertarians with actual practical solutions that will move us towards a freer society.

Also tell him to stop having Jimmy Martinez on LOS, he stinks and nobody likes him.

Hey Dave I'm a huge fan of yours and of the gas digital movement. Legion of skanks is my favorite podcast.

Do you think there will be a more main stream showing of podcasts? As in car companies coming loaded with podcast packages or more mainstream advertising coming into the podcast world.

How many people has Hillary Clinton personally killed?

If you had the ability to go back in time and speak with yourself, would you tell past Dave to not do this AMA?

Did you watch the Fairly OddParents when growing up and we're you sexually attracted to the Crimson Chin?

I had to stop watching 15 minutes in when he started acting like Luis getting bitten by a dog was the wildest story he'd ever heard in his life. He's nearly as bad as Sherrod.

In your opinion, what is the most widely misunderstood libertarian position?

if Jay and Luis had a 3 round MMA fight, how much money do you put on who, and why?

How do you manage to discuss politics in your routine without alienating everyone?

I can't get Libertas to download. Tell me, do you think this is the work of the deep state trying to limit the freedom movement?

I am married into a Jewish family, and more and more I realize Jewish people especially the women being very rude, not hostile but treating me as if I were their employee. Why does this happen?

Yo, Dave!

Love Part of the Problem. Listen religiously. I plan on buying Libertas later.

My question: Would you ever consider coming to Ireland for a show? Love to see ya over here!

Thanks for the podcast!

Why did Bush do 9/11?

Dave,
What's your free market solution to DACA. Should we let the government figure out the legality of it and have private citizens donate for the kids college?

Who is your least favorite famous Libertarian?

i hope the hurricane swallows your home and children

Why does Nick Mullen look like Ned Flanders now? Is he trying not to get pussy?

Have you noticed that your girlfriend Lauren is starting to develop a genuine sexual and romantic connection to the character Chip Chipperson?

I'm not joking or trying to do cute subreddit memes for upvotes. I genuinely have noticed this.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's into Norton. But the role play between her and Chip is crossing the line into something real.

In the first few podacast episodes, she seems cold and unimpressed towards Chip. As the show progresses, she begins to show genuine signs of attachment and attraction. Her eyes light up when he enters the room. When he flirts with other women, she shows genuine jealousy, even if under the guise of a joke. Her sing songy voice and sparkly eyes while interacting with him in general are also a red flag.

Are you okay with this? And does the fact that Norton DEFINITELY jerks off thinking about Lauren bother you?

Dave your thoughts

When can I find Libertas on Google Play? Checked a few times this morning and haven't seen it.

Hey were you scared/uncertain about releasing your special on GaS digital? (I know Luis J Gomez is your brother and Ralph is tall and sexy)

Hey Dave, new Part of the Problem listener here. As a disaffected liberal, I think libertarianism might be dealing with a communication problem. I was liberal b/c I was convinced of the faux solutions they preached (pro science, pro intellectual, utilitarian ethically). Libertarianism convinced me with superior arguments. If libertarianism preached it's methodological superiority in HELPING the greatest # of people (effectively match the left's moral posturing but w/ additional rationality), I think you'd win more disaffected liberals. Speaking in the language of utilitarian ethics is what would have gotten through my thick liberal skull. What do you think? P.s. big fan and can't wait to see the special.

Why is Louis J Gomez a Puerto Rican "rattlesnake"?

Your dick jokes paved the way for me to Tom Woods and the Mises Institute, I never set out to lean Rothbardian - but here I am, so thanks. As far as a question.. I have a fantasy scenario to pitch you. What do you think the chances are that we can get a Cantwell/Woods debate on White Nationalism - moderated by you? I see you as the the guy to bridge the gap, but I don't see Tom ever going for it. In my amateur mind, I see a lot of overlap between the two ideologies and really am not sure where I stand.

Of all the subhuman races, which are you most glad not to be a part of?

Dave Why won't you mouth kiss Big Jay?

What was your comedy like before you started discussing politics? How did that transition go?

Come on...be a bold comic and make a stand against Amy Schumer joke stealing. Why won't any comics say anything?

Dave, if the US gov't said they would either end the Fed, free all non violent criminals and stop locking up further non violent criminals, or stop bombing the shit out of foreign countries and you got to pick which of the 3 that it was, which would you pick?

I am a midwesterner that never planned on visiting NYC, but I would love to go for a POTP live episode. Any chance that happens?

PS. I loved when you called out CNN for leaking Hillary debate questions on their affiliate station. You have been killing it lately on the podcast and cable TV. Keep up the good work

Fuck, marry, kill.

Amy Schumer, Kaytlin Bailey, Alison Klemp?