Leonard Kyle "Lenny" Dykstra, is a former Major League Baseball center fielder. Dykstra played for the New York Mets from 1985 to 1989 and the Philadelphia Phillies from 1989 to 1996.
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» All Baseball player InterviewsHey, Nails here. First, just a few things I got going:
June 2016 I wrote my New York Times best selling memoir: House of Nails: A Memoir of Life on the Edge. Hardcover is already available, paperback will be released June 2017. Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/House-Nails-Memoir-Life-Edge/dp/0062407368
I got a reality TV show in the works "House of Nails", stay tuned for more info on that and take a look at the sneak peak here: https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/838954151165870081
I'm featured on and regularly visit the Stern Show to discuss my conquests and exploits. Be sure to tune in, and if you haven't already, you can listen in on some of my features and visits below:
https://www.howardstern.com/show/2016/11/28/lenny-dykstra-bedroom-talents-confirmed-two-women/
https://www.howardstern.com/show/2016/11/28/show-rundown-november-28-2016/
https://www.howardstern.com/show/2016/6/28/lenny-dykstra-great-baseball-even-better-pleasing-women/
I will answer as much as I can over the next couple of hours (until ~2 PM EST), and I might follow up on some other questions past that time too. Be patient, I'm new to this shit...
I'm going to answer any REAL questions you can throw at me. I'm NOT going to answer stupid spammy troll shit (you guys know who you are)
Photo proof: http://imgur.com/lDmK9LS
Twitter posts regarding AMA:
https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/846451375970140161
https://twitter.com/Rebound_Finance/status/846386165355827202
https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/845295497510354944
Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/LennyDykstraOfficial/
1:59 PM EST, gotta wrap things up:
Guys, we're signing off now. Sad that some assholes pushed down all the real questions. I don't care for me, but I care about the fans and that's not fair for them. Anyway, if you want me to come back on, just give me 10 minutes notice.
Lenny would you recommend buying stock in you sucking our dicks? Seems to be on the rise
Only thing that's on the rise is your stupidity
Hey Lenny,
I was wondering if through all the ups and downs... all the fun times, the bad times, and the sad times. Through thick and thin, high and low, and everything in between... through winning the world series or your three time MVP awards... or correctly predicting an INSANE amount of stock picks...through all the fraud accusations, arrests, rehab stints, and now the come back.
I was wondering, after all that... Would you suck our dicks?
You know what... The info is actually impressive... I'm sexually aroused.
Hey Lenny, its the guys from Pardon My Take, how about you suck our dicks?
cool story bro
Hey Lenny you ever put your dick in a hot dog bun?
Absolutely not, not for me.
Hey Lenny its the guys from /r/pardonmytake, why don't you suck our dicks! Wanna do some locker room talk?
Regarding pardonmytake.... let's get it out there, you continue to say "suck our dicks"... That's not an option now, or it never will be, because I like pussy.
But what we can talk about is how many times I've heard the following words from so many women "I can't believe I'm doing this", my favorite words.
So if you want your dick sucked, might as well go to someone who's interest. You want to talk baseball, pussy, money, life, prison, private jets, ... shall I continue?
Then bring it.
Hey Lenny I was wondering about your career on the mets and I'm fascinated to know how often your manager would come back into the locker room and tell you that the guys from Pardon My Take said to Suck our Dicks?
He was too hammered to even talk.
Lenny you are too humble. Marlins Man would be proud!
Appreciate the kind words
Hey Lenny it's the guys from /r/PardonMyTake, when are you gonna stop fucking around and suck our dicks already?
When are YOU gonna stop fuckin g around
Hey Lenny any good Locker Room Talk from your time with the '86 Mets?
The 1993 Phillies made the 86 mets look like school children. That was where the real partying went down.
Hey lenny, I was wondering if you could offer some more stock tips?
Also how about you just suck our dicks already
Go to nailsinvestments.com, if you would follow all my picks, you would be a millionaire today, and no I won't suck your dicks.
As both a 13th rounder and a homosexual man, would you consider yourself lucky that you've kissed so many boys on the lips?
Or maybe it was your talent on the field that gave you so much success picking up dudes.
Thanks Leonard!
Regarding what matters about your question....
I actually give you credit for pointing the 13th draft pick in the season, being that 13 is an unlucky number, but there was no luck involved here. One thing that I can do was play baseball, unlucky, lucky didn't matter.
Edit: Hey by the way, it's Lenny, not Leonard, it's on my birth certificate.
Hey Lenny, what was your secret to picking 500 stocks in a row, also, how about you suck our dicks?
500 stocks in a row, it wasn't 500 stocks in a row...
Go to nailsinvestments.com and see that my record now stands at 616 wins, and 1 loss.
Hey Lenny! Here's a good question, how much money would you be willing pay to suck my dick?
As much as you want, and you know? I'm selling dreams.
Hey Lenny, do you regret making this AMA? Does it mean you'll suck our dicks now?
Regret it? I love it! Bring it!
Hey, Lenny you been licking some pussy?
The answer to this question is not as simple as it seems. First there's a slot and it has to be as close to 180 degrees as possible. Then you have the odor process. Once she's been cleared, I take them to a place they have never been and they continue to want to go back. Because that's who I am. I get women off.
Hey Lenny there's a lot of guys asking you to suck their dick in here... kinda begs the question, how many dicks have you sucked in your lifetime?
Do the math and figure it out.
How is the slot?
Who's slot? Show me and I'll tell you!
The steroids didn't matter either, right?
They mattered a whole lot, especially for a guy that was 5'9 @ 160 pounds. And so, I had 2 options, do nothing, and get a 'real' job, or take them and make 30 million.
What would you do?
Lenny, who had the biggest dick you ever sucked? When and where did you suck it?
Randy Johnson, '95 All-Star game against him. I felt like I was hitting off a Loch Ness monster.
Also, who would win in a bar fight, you or Dale Murphy?
Would you suck his dick after you lost?
I would never fight Dale Murphy. He is one of the nicest men I have ever met.
You ever feel like you charge too little for sucking all our dicks?
Wouldn't know ... I would have already taken my profits.
Take that however you like, it's not a maybe, unconditional no
If you were given 30 minutes with Robin Quivers, how many times would you make her orgasm?
You see, I'm an artist, similar to Picasso. There's only one painting at a time, only one great piece of artwork at a time, meaning, if you're gonna do it right, 30 minutes just ain't enough.
hey lenny, whats your favorite conversation in the locker room?
Is Richards in the house?