Colin Jost (2015)

Literally any time.

(between 11:30 p.m. and 1 a.m. on Saturdays.)

Bobby, this is embarrassing. You don't have to talk to me in character. And please just e-mail me directly: lorne@jamiroquai.com

Mom! Stop asking me this!

According to Pete's lawyers, none. But they were pretty high when I called their office.

Fun fact: It's Seth Meyers. Seth Myers is a nickname for Seth Greene when he plays Mike Myers's son in Austin Powers.

Honestly? Yes.

It's my favorite moment of the week. It's the one time I can stand in the studio and look around and think how grateful I am to work at SNL.

This was one of my favorite performances of all time. And it was the first time Rihanna played this song anywhere:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dW7z0QBNg

I never thought about "being" in comedy when I grew up because I didn't know it was a real job. But looking back, it's the only thing I ever really cared about.

And your mama did something really messed up in the 70's but it's too graphic to explain on Reddit.

Good sell.

Sure but this is only for Becca.

(911) 345-5545

WNBA

Thanks for your question! One of my favorites of all time was my childhood hero Jim Carrey. One of my least favorites from a legal standpoint was Robert Blake.

It was pretty crazy. I already had a whole rhythm to my week as a writer, so it took a while to change it up and focus more on performing than on writing. Here's what helped a ton: Rob Klein and Bryan Tucker took over most of the Head Writer job and they're two of the funniest writers I've ever met. Rob and Bryan and I write a lot together for the show. Also Dennis McNicholas who used to be one of the head writers with Tina Fey and Adam McKay started producing WU last year and that was awesome. And our WU writers are the best and made our jobs a lot more fun: Pete Schultz (Leslie calls him "Franklin), Josh Patten (Leslie calls him "Clarence"), Katie Rich (Leslie calls her "Rachel"), and Megan Callahan (Leslie has not yet addressed her by name.)

I would choose "alive."

I get asked this all the time! It's so weird because I think every WU anchor in history has always worn the same thing. Right? I just think no one ever noticed before there wasn't social media before.

You mean when I climbed up from heaven? It was actually a relief because heaven was full of flames.

My favorite memory was playing that song "Just Put It In My Mouth" over the loudspeaker and locking the cabinet so the dean couldn't shut it off.

Yeah I'm on the road a lot. Just did DC, Palm Beach, Denver, Chicago and Montreal. So build a time machine and come see me at any of those places!

The craziest moment was walking out to do Weekend Update and my first joke was about the Patriots and Deflategate and the one person I passed walking to the desk was Robert Kraft. He was just hanging out and watching the show in our studio. I was like, "Hey.... Ear muffs?"

It's definitely closer to "beef sandwich" than it is to "change the nation's perspective."

I just read a fantastic new book set on Staten Island called "Small Mercies" by a fellow Islander Eddie Joyce. Highly recommend it. My whole family's in the fire department so it really hit home.

Denino's pizza, Ralph's Ices, then bring everyone to Adobe Blues for Mexican food, then go to Trattoria Romana for Italian then Basilio's for more Italian then sleep for 2 weeks.

I love Avenue B for some reason. It's not all cocky like Avenue A.

The two I most want to see host are Stephen Colbert and Dave Chappelle.

I think it'd be awesome if LCD Soundsystem got back together to play our show.

It's an allergy.

But maybe check with these professionals:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cat-rescue-commercial/2836297

Many yes. Evelyn Waugh, Martin Amis and A Fish Called Wanda are three that come to mind. Plus Harry Potter for his style.

Find other people who make you laugh and spend as much time with them as you can. They'll make you better and keep you motivated.

I get this question all the time.

But I still refuse to answer it.

Some secrets I will take to the grave.

The weirdest "compliment" I ever got was when a man came up to me on the street and said, "Oh my god you're famous right! Do you work for Microsoft??" I was like, "Did you think I was Bill Gates...?"

I think it's really hard and it makes you angry and you have to somehow channel that anger into something productive. Let it drive you so that one day you can look back and realize how much better you're doing than that idiot who bullied you.

Also rollercoasters are fun.

Humiliating? But also amazing?

Thank YOU!
Don't use cologne but as a kid I definitely owned Michael Jordan cologne and wore it to basketball games because I thought that's what it was for. (I might have been right...)
Favorite scene to shoot was Fred bringing in a barrel of jet fuel and talking to Bobby while Bobby smoked a cigarette.

I loved backstroke because you could just breathe regular the whole time. And when you were tired you could pull on the lane.