Mila Kunis (2015)

Mmm. I'm more of an Outback Steakhouse gal.

JUST AS DREAMY.

Just as dreamy, ladies. Just as dreamy.

Yes! Absolutely. I speak Russian to the baby all the time. My parents speak Russian to the baby all the time. And Ashton's taking Russian lessons.

Um, Sarah Michelle Gellar and myself are credited in ROBOT CHICKEN many, many times for doing things that do not exist. Seth is our best friend, and we made him do it.

Hahah that's funny.

No!

Haha.

That's a good question! WOW!

I would teach a course... nobody should take any class from me, let's prefix it with that, but if you're forced to take any class from me... I could teach a class on "How to be an awesome, badass chick who knows how to take apart & put together a gun blindfolded, make a four-course meal, and parallel park the shit out of a car."

I mean, don't you think?

That would be my course.

Oh my goodness, oh you!

Chris Nolan, I would love to work with... let me think... I would love to work with Alejandro González Iñárritu... I think those I would love to work with, right off the top of my head.

And how was it making out with Natalie? I mean... when you have a kissing scene in a film it's not something you think about as a kissing thing. You have all these crew around. But she's a lovely kisser, very polite.

But here's a little-known fact: there's one person in the world that both Ashton and I have kissed, and that's Natalie Portman.

Maybe Zoe Saldana too? Though I can't quite recall when I played Zoe's girlfriend in a movie...but that could also be it.

Wilmer Valderrama, on that 70's Show.

What?!?! Come again?

I'm going to say no, you cannot get out without a wizard's key.

As far as I'm concerned, yes.

Aw thank you so much. A little thing called "a pregnancy" got in the way of me and production. But I wish them all the best, and I'm sure the movie will be hysterical.

I dream in english. That actually happened, later in life, but now I dream in english. When I learned to speak english fluently, my dreams changed to english.

Strange, right?

You know, at 14 years old, you don't really contemplate success and that aspect of work, you kinda do things because it's fun to do. We had an amazing crew and cast, and I had the best 8 years of my life on the show. It's not something you can force, it's either something that happens or doesn't. Yeah!

Oh, Meg Griffin. Hands down.

Jackie was fine. Jackie got around. Meg? Not so much.

I have not played WOW in probably 5 years! Yes, I used to play. I played a LOT. I was in a guild, I led raids, I was a pretty badass mage. I had multiple characters. I was a frostmage, I think, by the time I stopped playing? But no, I stopped playing when everyone started having children. I was level 70, I quit at level 70, before the expansion pack.

It is the most life-changing experience you can have, in my opinion.

EVERYTHING changed.

I am proud to be a stay-at-home mom. I have no desire to be in front of the camera. I find her to be the most challenging job I've had. The amount of love that you have, the type of love that you have, changes, the way you look at the world changes... everything has changed, because of her. I want an eco-friendly car, I want to compost everything, because I want the world to be better for her. And you have the opportunity to make a really great child for the world. Or a really great human being.

Oh, well HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

What do I like to do on my birthday? I like to have a very small family dinner with friends. Family & friends, that's it. And amazing food. I'm ALL about the food!

1.) A LOT. People often - I guess - comment more online than in person from what I understand? And how I normally respond to it is - I laugh!

2.) Already answered :)

3.) BLACK SWAN used to be the most physically demanding part I'd ever done, until JUPITER ASCENDING. We trained for 3 months before production, and I learned how to be in en pointe, and how to be a ballerina. And then for JUPITER, you do maximum amounts of wirework training every day. So for BLACK SWAN, I trained by dancing every day for 3 months, and learning how to get en pointe in 3 months. Ultimately, it was all about learning how to pretend to be a ballerina. And I mimicked my ballet instructor more than anything.

My favorite pizza topping - this is a really boring answer for you - all veggie.

YES!

I'm sorry, I genuinely love an all-veggie pizza. I don't love pepperoni, not a fan, and I don't like all-cheese. So for me, veggie or a short-rib pizza that a place near has that I love.

But yea, sorry guys, that's my favorite.

OH Wait, that's not true! I really like BBQ Chicken, but i know that's sacrilege. And I really like super-thin, burnt-burnt-burnt crust. Like extra crispy.

The one that Ashton's mother makes.

It is VERY delicious.

Oh YEAH!

Sean Bean was great! Huge fan of Game of Thrones! So bummed Ned Stark got murdered! So happy to work with Ned Stark! He's the chillest person ever. He's like... just a normal British guy whom you can just shoot the shit with.

Hahahahaa! What?!

snortgiggle

I don't want to be eaten. But I guess if I have to be? I'd be a bowl of ice cream. I might as well go down in glory in deliciousness. Nobody hates on ice cream!

CHEX. Chex Rice cereal. Yes, the most blandest cereal possible. I love cereal that tastes like cardboard. Yes, I know it's weird. My morning cereal is Chex, Almond Milk, and then I put in a bunch of berries - without fail!

Batman!

Oh! Well, because Channing has his shirt off for part of the film. And because I wear really tight clothes. So for you and your SO, there you have it!

Plus it's kickass, and brilliant, and smart. But for you and your SO... you can go and see Channing half-naked. Yay!

My favorite sandwich... maybe like a fried egg sandwich.

You know what? After my surgery, I have a glass lens that was put in my eye, I now have the same color eyes!

Right now, I kinda really want to go to Cuba. Before it gets Westernized. I would want to go to Cuba very quickly.

I've always been a fan of sci-fi. And so when the opportunity to work with the Wachowskis on a sci-fi film that is a fully original concept, that was really intriguing to both Channing and myself. And it's one of the first times you get to see the female be a heroine, versus a damsel in distress. She kicks ass, which is always a rarity in the industry. In sci-fi films, it's uncommon for the woman to be the badass. But the Lara Croft movies, Aliens... the fact you can count it is a problem versus all the action films where the heroes are always men.

It's a place called Casey's, and they're all over Iowa, and they do a delicious breakfast pizza.

Yeah, you heard me!

Yes, Robin was a great guy, a great human being.

Oh, I'm not a music snob. I honestly will listen to anything.

Very very smart.

Oh, haha, it's great! Often I forget that I get recognized, so when I call places, I never say my real name, but they always say "Oh my god, you sound like Meg!" and I'll say "Oh my gosh, that's so crazy..."

MMORPG? But when you get a group of people together - to me, MARIO PARTY is the perfect game. It's fun, it's simple, and everybody could play it. You didn't have to be a great video game aficionado to play MARIO PARTY.

Hahahah! 100 Marky-Mark ducks. The first one.

Whoever that is, I am right there with you. I hope they make a Quantum Leap movie! No, I have no pull in Hollywood, but I'm right there with you kiddo.

I guess a sense of humor. Sense of humor is the most attractive quality.

What does Ashton Kutcher smell like?

He smells like a man.

A real man! But he smells like a man. He does not wear cologne. But he makes sure he showers. Never offending. He has a very good natural smell about him, yeah.

At the moment... I watch... well... it would be... WALKING DEAD, HOMELAND, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, and currently, I guess the only thing I have to watch is The Bachelor? But that's so depressing. It's the first season I'm ever watching it. But it's so addictive. I mean, it's unbelievably addicting. In all 15 seasons or so they've done this, I've never sat down to watch it. But now - oh my god, these women are crazy!

I would tell her to relax and not rush it.

Oh, my favorite book?

AJ Jacobs - anything by him I really find fun, and easy to ready. I also really like - what's his name - Mitch Albom, anything by him I really like. He wrote a book called FOR ONE MORE DAY, I read it on a plane, and it really stuck with me, and I thought it was a really beautiful book - it starts out with him trying to commit suicide, and he ends up reliving a perfect day with his mom, and I've always loved that book. It was the first book that had a really significant impact on me. I got off the phone, called my mom and said "I love you."

It's a really great book.

My most random hobby is I like gardening. And if I could get a PhD in anything, I would like to be a doctor of Neuroscience... I mean, this is all in a hypothetical world, but that's what I would like to do. Brain-surgery. Yeah!

OOOH.

Eggs.

Yeah, I use eggs in everything!

Or maybe... like, no... Mmmmm... gosh this is a really good question.... Ashton goes fishing once a year in Alaska, and brings back like 80 pounds of fish, and that is how we eat our fish year-round - freshly caught from Alaska. So a lifetime supply of fresh sustainably sourced wild-caught salmon would be delicious!

We don't want to overfish our waters!

You know what, I honestly - I don't think there's any difference, as far as genre goes. You gravitate towards roles that you relate to. They're both equally as challenging, and I like playing roles I can relate to. And I like playing roles that I find challenging, whether comedy or drama.

Okay.

Um, I almost got ran over by a camera on a crane while strapped to a wire.

I...was thrown 80 feet off of a ledge on a crane.

And I flew on a harness through the city of Chicago.

Two lies and a truth!

Puppies. But I don't want to be prejudiced against kitties either.

Watch really bad television. Like...The Bachelor.

Before I had Wyatt, I would've been a teacher. I would have taught like first grade.

Best meal? I cook almost every night. I make dinner a lot. And so best meal is usually - I don't follow recipes, so it's hard for me to say, but I have made some delicious beef stroganoff. I make a very fun cauliflower crust pizza... that's always really interesting. And salmon, my go-to dish, a little grilled BBQ salmon... one-pot meals are kinda my specialty, because that's lazy cooking and I'm awesome at that.

And the worst meal I made may have been... I'll have to think about it... an avocado soup once, and it didn't turn out.

Yup, that's exactly what happened! Thumbs down.