Rob Lowe (2014)

Well, being youthful is an inside job. Think about what youth is. It's kids, kids are enthusiastic, energetic, interested, optimistic, engaged, and curious. If you're not all of those things, you can have no lines on your face and a 32 inch waist, and no one is going to call you youthful.

I will go to the Island as long as I don't have to wear Pharrell's hat!

Working with Farley and Spade, they were like a demented old married couple together. They fought over everything. From what strip club to go to at night, to who stole whose sandwich on the set, and who was spending too much time with me.

If Aaron Sorkin was writing it, I would be there with bells on.

That story makes me feel so good. Those are the kind of things that make me pause, and so grateful for my job.

And yes, there were days when I would so tired because Chris could never BE tired, and there are days which we all have where I was maybe a little melancholy or subdued or thoughtful, and Chris doesn't have those days. That was never an option. So Chris could make me tired in ways that no part had before, because of the level of enthusiasm, and yet the enthusiasm inevitably ended up powering me through the day.

It's true. The cast of Parks & Rec is just a group of unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, hilarious friends. And they have so much in common in that they're smart, funny entrepreneurial, and I think that's why there are so many friendships on the set.

Eddie is one of my all-time favorite roles. I could play Eddie Nero for 100 years. And NEVER get bored. I will miss him SO MUCH when Californication ends. But he is based on all of the demented, pretentious, intellectual, sexually confused, A-list Academy Award winning movie stars that I know.

What was the rest of my order in Wayne's World? I don't remember what I wanted, but I am never going to forget that Wayne wanted cream of sum yung gai.

VERY PERCEPTIVE! The box that Ron Swanson gave me, Nick Offerman built. And it sits in my office as we speak.

HAHAHAHA. No.

Being mistaken for Ian Somerhalder is.

Yes.

We'd have to move to Utah, clearly.

All of the actors have profound similarities to their characters. And that's what's so great about the writers, is that they find an interesting kernel of truth and then build on it in a kinetic way. For example, my favorite wrap gift was from Nick Offerman's woodshop. It was a beautiful maple keepsake box.

Not only was he onset for his cameo, but it's one of the few Stephen King television projects that he also actually wrote. And he was on set every day. And it was one of the great pleasures of my life, getting to spend so much time with one of my heroes.

My favorite part of Winnipeg is the new, up and coming, amazingly gorgeous museum that is being built there. It is one of the most beautiful buildings I've ever seen, it was not completed while I was there, but I feel like it should be open fairly soon. And I loved the lilacs while they're in bloom. Least favorite part was the programming priorities of the sports bar I was in.

Thank you.

Parks & Rec has an amazing writing staff, and 99.9% of everything you see on Parks & Rec and everything you love was written by that great writing staff. But the actors are all AMAZING ad libbers, and we all have contests to see if our ad libs will make it into the show. STOP POOPING! is my crowning achievement in the ad lib department.

It's the gif that keeps on giving.

Some roles I came close to getting, other roles I had no shot at getting. But over the years, I really wanted to be Jerry Maguire, I really wanted Kevin Bacon's part in Footloose, I would have loved to have done Andrew Lloyd Weber's male lead in Sunset Boulevard on Broadway.

But happily, there haven't been that many others.

Well, like I said, my dad is also a freak of nature, and one of my earliest memories of my pops was dragging him to those booths at the county fair where they guess your age and weight, and we would literally just DESTROY. Like I'd put him up there, they'd guess the age, they'd be way off, and I'd get whatever stuffed animal I wanted.

It was about 2 hours every morning in makeup and hair, and I will say we shot 12 hour days, so 12 hours is a long time to have your skin pulled that tight but it was well worth it.

I would say… hmm. I think Sam Seaborn. No one could possibly as healthy as Chris Traeger.

Aaron keeps his own counsel. And I find that that's common with true auteurs. And you have to be down to be along for the ride. And what the show became was great, so I'm glad Aaron had the chance to shape the show in the way he wanted.

Not a lot of people realize that I am totally and completely stone deaf in my right ear. So if you ever meet me in a crowded restaurant and are standing on my right side trying to talk to me, I'm not rude, I'm just really deaf.

I think there were so many, really really so many. But I'll never forget showing up with the cast and Aaron Sorkin when we were first announced as being on NBC's schedule, and all of the jaded network executives and advertising buyers and executives saw a 90 second clip and gave us a standing ovation in Radio City Music Hall, which I don't think is a very common occurrence with that crowd.

Hahaha! Today was omelets, and espresso through an IV. Like, right, directly a pick line that goes directly into my heart.

WOW, so excited that you know about it already! Moonbeam City is a new cartoon that I am starring in for Comedy Central that probably won't be on the air until very early next year, and it is hilarious, wildly politically incorrect, and very very very wrong. It takes place in Moonbeam City, America's most swinging and dangerous city in 1985, and I am the coolest, most bitchin' top cop, who probably causes more crimes than he actually solves.

And Will Forte, Kate Mara, and Elizabeth Banks. So it's really too bad we couldn't find anybody good.

I'm not telling tales out of school, he would tell you this himself, but Mike Myers was SO NEW to moviemaking, in fact it was his first movie, that on the first day of shooting, he didn't even know that you had to stand in a particular place for the camera to photograph you. When I showed him how to do it, he looked at me like "Dude… you REALLY Know your shit."

To which I replied "You know Mike, if you give me 20 or so movies to do, even I will eventually learn where to stand."

Francis Ford Coppola was going to be the director. And he remains one of my favorite directors. And that it was clear that the best young actors of the time were all competing for the roles, so I wanted to win that survival of the fittest.

My good friend Kevin Falls is the creator of Franklin & Bash, and we have worked together on the West Wing, on the Lion's Den, and on a new show we're developing for USA Network, and Kevin had that recurring "Rob Lowe lives next door" joke and it made me laugh, and then he asked if I would be willing to come on and make an appearance, so I did it!

I think the most profound difference is Donna does not have a relative that's won a Nobel prize.

Retta's aunt is a Nobel-prize winner!

It would be impossible to choose.

Amy Poehler is who you want to have a drink with.

Nick Offerman is who you want to eat a steak with.

Aziz Ansari is who you want to shop with.

Rashida Jones is who you want to hang by the pool with.

Chris Pratt is who you want to go shooting automatic weapons.

Jim and Retta are who you want to hate-watch the perfect television show with.

At my 50th birthday, people got up and toasted me, and it was really interesting to me that one of the reoccurring themes was my "optimism." So clearly my pals think I'm enthusiastic and optimistic, so I share that with Chris for sure.

Rashida is currently writing a very very big top secret movie. And that was her dream. She's a wonderful writer. And one of the things I love about brain trust at Parks & Rec is that they always let us do our outside endeavors and follow our passions, even to the extent of letting Rashida go when she had a great opportunity.

Wow, I like fast. I like quick. I like sleek. So my current fave is an audi, but I also have recently gotten a motorcycle, which is my new obsession. A vintage Triumph. My favorite car to own? I've always like American muscle cars. And the only person who likes them more is my wife, Sheryl, she's obsessed with them and I often steal her pet car, which is a 1970's Corvette Stingray.

Yes! Both would be in my veggie burger, but I would say it would be heavier on shiitake.

I like the Bridge channel on XM. That's my put the seat back, you know, chill in my car or by the pool, sort of half asleep, lazy sunday. And then when I need to wake up, I turn it to BPM on XM.

Everyone. It was a beautifully competitive set. No one phoned it in ever. It was kill or be killed. The best possible way. Even at 5 AM on a Monday, everyone was bringing their A-game.

I'm very big on old school Campbell's Tomato Soup. Milk only please, don't give me the version with water.

I haven't found any worst. It's all been great. It was an opportunity to reflect on how blessed I've been in my life to sort of plan and strategize the next 50. I feel like I'm in a sweet spot in my life personally and professionally. And sometimes you HAVE to turn 50 to actually get your friends to show up in a room at the same time.

Well, if they're making a movie about my life, you have to assume that I would have casting approval. And if I had casting approval, it would have to be one of my favorite actors.

The pre-approved list is:

• Daniel Day-Lewis
• Michael Fassbender
• Joaquin Phoenix

And I might throw Robert Downey Jr in there. Because he already knows the stories, and has lived half of them, and was part of some of them.

Amazing. See, I was so lucky that I got to meet Michael, knew him a little bit, and got to see him perform many times at the height of his career. Seeing Michael Jackson at full force is what I imagine it would have been like to see Beethoven, or Elvis, or the Beatles. He had an aura around him and he seemed like he was from another planet. There's never been anybody, live, like Michael. No one will ever come close.

As an actor, my role model was Paul Newman. He remains my all-time favorite, if I had to pick one. And then you know, I've had a series of role models over the years, like most kids. The first role model you have is your father, and then you have friends, and mentors along the way. But professionally, Paul Newman.

1. I cried like a baby the day I said goodbye to Tommy Howell when the movie finished. We shared the same room, we did everything together, he was and I still consider him to be a true brother of mine. And Swayze was the archetypal older brother whom you could never live up to. Swayze was you know, a decade older, and so much more accomplished, and as a person, was one of those people who was great at so many different things, whether it was horseback riding, he was a classically trained ballet dancer, he recorded his own music and could play guitar, there was nothing that guy literally couldn't do.

2. I literally cannot stop saying that word. Although now that literally has become such a catchphrase, I literally need to find a way to begin to not say it.

Mmmm.

You know, I think I'd like to do a reboot of the Green Hornet. Because it's basically me driving a really cool muscle car.

Hmm. Good question. Well, I can't pick a worst because there have certainly been projects that I ended up not liking or didn't turn out the way I wanted. But I find I learn a LOT from experiences that don't go as I hoped. I usually learn more from "failure" than I do from "success."

Aw thank YOU. I think it's like John Wayne playing cowboys? I just seem to play characters who are politically minded and I'm interested in stories about power, and the sort of underhanded and beautiful things that go on in that kind of a world. And someone once said to me, do you ever get tired of working in that genre? And I said "No, it's my version of a western. You can never be in too many westerns."

My part in Bad Influence, and the movie itself, I really love a lot. I think that movie was really ahead of its time, and is a really perfect look at sort of life on the dark side in Los Angeles at the dawn of the 90s.

Anything made by Hostess that can be bought at a gas station.

Not that I'm obsessed with this subject or anything, but when Hostess went out of business for a minute, I wore a black armband in the shape of a Chocodile for a week.

Oh my gosh, I've read SO many bad scripts I can't even tell you! The cardinal sin is "don't be boring" and for the love of god, GET TO IT! Cut to the chase! Hook me! Move me! Make me interested! Don't take your time!

And when something is bad, you know almost immediately, and when something's good you also know that almost immediately.